I met Britney Spears, and how disappointing it was. It was the longest ordeal for literally 2 seconds of face time. I didn’t even have a chance to check her out. I was drunk, but it was still really fast. Not that I was expecting some elaborate meeting or anything close, but fuck. I’m just bitter because I’m a super fan and went all the way to Santo Domingo, loser huh. You had to wait for 3 hours before you actually met her, basically I had time to get drunk twice. And eat a pizza, oops. Who wanted to meet her after that?  We didn’t stay for the whole concert, but for the brief time, I did manage to get 17 mosquito bites.. Hot.

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