Who is your favorite U.S. President & why?
Bill Clinton. Jobs on jobs on blow jobs.
What is your favorite day of the week & why?
Monday. You’re at work, I’m up at 1:00pm.
Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
I would never watch Star Wars.
Who would win in a knife fight between YOU and the Easter Bunny?
What is your favorite Ice Cream & why?
Rainbow Sherbet with sprinkles, it looks like I feel.
If you woke up tomorrow and your face was bright blue, what would you do?
Get a new mirror.
What makes you smile most… kittens or puppies?
Trading my puppy for a bong.
Who is gonna win the 2014 NBA Title?
Rex Ryan, haha.
Your favorite Documentary you saw in 2013?
Game Changers – Jay Z
Fuck, Marry, Kill… Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder, Tom Sandoval
Fuck Tom to see if he’s straight, marry Stassi because I can appreciate what a bitch she is and kill Jax because he’s a huge idiot.
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