january_q&a*** For 2014 we are going to ask Audrey some random crazy questions every month to get her thoughts & opinions.  We start off January with some real tough ones.  ;-)  Check out her answers for January…

Who is your favorite U.S. President & why?
Bill Clinton.  Jobs on jobs on blow jobs.

What is your favorite day of the week & why?
Monday.  You’re at work, I’m up at 1:00pm.

Who is your favorite Star Wars character?
I would never watch Star Wars.

Who would win in a knife fight between YOU and the Easter Bunny?
Pass.

What is your favorite Ice Cream & why?
Rainbow Sherbet with sprinkles, it looks like I feel.

If you woke up tomorrow and your face was bright blue, what would you do?
Get a new mirror.

What makes you smile most… kittens or puppies?
Trading my puppy for a bong.

Who is gonna win the 2014 NBA Title?
Rex Ryan, haha.

Your favorite Documentary you saw in 2013?
Game Changers – Jay Z

Fuck, Marry, Kill… Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder, Tom Sandoval
Fuck Tom to see if he’s straight, marry Stassi because I can appreciate what a bitch she is and kill Jax because he’s a huge idiot.

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