Yum yum give me that cum…

1. Sense of humor – I can ignore how ugly you are if you can make me laugh jk
2. Height – The taller the better, I want some NBA babies
3. Teeth – White and bright
4. Brains – Have to hold your own in scrabble
5. Seasoned – I like men, not boys
6. Active – Gotta chase me :)
7. Loyalty – No wandering eyes, or penises
8. Loves my best friend – We are a package deal, no exceptions
9. Confidence – You know you’re good, but I’m better JK
10.LOVE me – Love me, love me, love me grrrrrrrrrr!


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